15 Best of Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

It’s always nice to let someone know that you wish them a happy Birthday, no matter how far away they may be.

You can choose from many options if you want to send your best wishes to someone on their special day. 

These 15 funny happy birthday wishes are a great place to start! 

Let your friends or family members know they should consider themselves lucky to have you in their lives by sending any of these funny happy birthday wishes today!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

1. Don’t worry about your eyesight fading as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from the shock as you walk past the mirror daily.
2. You have more than fifty years’ worth of knowledge and wisdom! If only you could use it all.
3. Fun Fact: Good birthdays are 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Pour up, and it’s time for a fantastic party!
4. Happy Birthday to one of my best friends ever. It’s hard these days to find people who genuinely care about you and treat you respectfully, so it means a lot when I know you’re there for me too!
5. For your Birthday, I’ve sent you a truly thoughtful present. It’s a heartfelt hug! You may not be able to touch me, but I am here for you on this special day!
6. Another year has passed, and it was beautiful to share it with you. I can’t imagine my life without all the good times we had together this last year. You mean a lot to me, buddy. Happy Birthday!
7. To celebrate your Birthday, here are some wise words just for you: Keep on smiling until the day we can’t laugh anymore. Happy Birthday!
8. On your Birthday, you may find yourself thinking. Oh man, I’m getting old! There’s no need to worry, though – even when you’re old, you’ll still be doing dumb stuff. Only now will it take longer for these thoughts to cross your mind. Happy Birthday!
9. It’s your Birthday- so do what you want, and I won’t judge. But please don’t ruin your makeup or mess up my hair- we’ll take many selfies tonight.
10. Some people say the glass is half empty, but it’s your Birthday, so why don’t you drink whatever is inside?
11. For your Birthday, I wanted to give you something that is both funny and delightful, but then I realized you already have me in your life.
12. Turning 18 marks an important transition point in someone’s life. It means you are old enough to comprehend your faults but still young enough to commit new ones. Happy Birthday!
13. By the time you reach my age, you’ve learned everything. You only need to remember me now! Happy Birthday.
14. What if no one showed up to your birthday party? You could have your cake and eat it too.
15. Some consider it grounds for an asylum visit – but you’re one-of-a-kind! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

With these happy birthday wishes, you will surely get the most laughs from your friends and family. 

No matter what kind of person you are or your personality type, I’m sure that at least one of these funny happy birthday wishes will make you laugh. 

So whether it’s your Birthday today or not, share these with your loved ones, and don’t forget to have a great day!